RV, Patton: "This song is for everyone with back problems."
Before Easy, Roddy: "I can't see my keys... oh there they are."
During Easy, Patton: "You're not supposed to look man, you're supposed to feel it, go on give it a shot, close your eyes."
Before Woodpecker:
- Roddy: This next song we do without Mike, so everybody say bye to Mike. Bye Mike! See you later!
- Patton: Have a good sleep! I'll dream about you.
Before Jizzlobber:
- Roddy: You want more water? I'll tell you what I'm a little bit busy right now but when I get a chance I'll see what I can do.
- Patton: Well I don't really have anything to do so I guess I'll just serve everybody.
- Roddy: That would be nice. Did you see Jerry Lewis backstage?
- Patton: Did you want some soup to start? We got Tomato, French Onion...

After returning for encore Patton tells off Puffy for causing a fight up front by throwing his sticks. The guards go to take the stick away from who has one but the band tell them to give it back, Patton: "It's his stick, be nice, give him the stick. You're a sweetheart you know that? You're a sweety."